Oh Shit Colour:Pink Crafted in swirling pearlescent acrylic

Crafted in swirling pearlescent acrylic with gold-etched detail

and it was important to us to do this in a way that felt respectful

"Do I look like a fucking people person

capturing the absolute state of our government in the only way that truly makes sense: as one giant dickhead and his two "loyal" nuts

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Oh Shit Colour:Pink Crafted in swirling pearlescent acrylicYou know the moment. The text you shouldnt have sent. The bill you forgot about. The situation that escalated way too quickly. Yeah this is that moment, in candle form. Hand poured right here in Dannevirke, this bold little number is finished in a rich black raspberry & vanilla scent that smells amazing even when everything else is falling apart. Perfect as a gift, a warning, or a personal reminder that sometimes all you can do is say it, light it,