Look Ma, No Hands! wrap-gs We designed these swank tortoiseshell

We designed these swank tortoiseshell Vanguard Visionary Pop Gs with fashion icons like you in mind

For a prosperous New Year

maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted

dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece

translucent frames with brown gradient lenses will float your boat like a scoop of vanilla ice cream

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